doctor, i think i have a serious problem and i don’t know who else to turn to. you see, about a year ago i started saying “yolo” only as a joke with my friends, but now,

AC in the design building broke, boss called off work for the next two days because of it

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my deep distrust of banks probably stems from my own highly illegal actions as a banker when playing monopoly as a child

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that pose tho


requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

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"skyrim on PC is a completely different experience than consoles. the immsersive mods  will change skyrim from not just a game but to an incredible experience that everyone needs to see for themsel-"


Anonymous asked: u r on fire today, good job

thank you, glad to know all my hard work is appreciated. writing unoriginal and barely funny text posts is a difficult job but someone has to do it

id like to carry around a fancy menu with me at all times that has like 30 different varieties of dick on it so i can hand it to people when i tell them to eat a dick. they deserve at least to have their choice of dick to eat



This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

Anonymous asked: Who's your favourite achievement hunter??

flynt coal

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