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Anonymous asked: You get exclusive content with that assassins creed shaving cream I'm crying laughing

"this exclusive shaving cream comes with dlc for "arno’s razor", an exclusive weapon resembling a razor. history is our playground"

i just got a shot and i didnt faint this time!!! success!! 👌✌👍🙌

i cant believe this exists. assaasins creed themed shaving cream. for what possible reason. who is responsible for this

i cant believe this exists. assaasins creed themed shaving cream. for what possible reason. who is responsible for this

anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

mystia:

chenyakumo:

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I FOUND IRT

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i was grocery shopping today and trying to stick to healthy stuff but then i had a vision of an angel of the lord who whispered gently into my ear “treat yo self” so i bought doritos and ive never been happier

call me crazy but i believe in a future with undercuts for everyone. an undercut for you, for your dad, your mom, your dog, your neighbor. undercuts *lifts razor towards the sun* for EVERYONE

my ariana grande impression

officiallindsayjones:

Ah you’re watching achievement hunter? I love them. The way they just [clenches fist] suck at those fricking games

if any of you have been wondering why i’ve recently been posting less and less content, especially original stuff, let me remind you that college is hard and when it comes down to tumblr vs getting things done, i’m gonna choose getting things done every time

ducktheripper:

"Why isn’t this a real thing?"

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fobteam:

The official version of the track Fall Out Boy and Steve Aoki: «Back To Earth» album «Neon Future I»

Download in ITunes || Download in mega.co.nz

this song makes me want climb a mountain, jump off and do a sweet ollie into an airbase, steal a helicopter, fly into the exosphere, jump out while setting it on fire, parachute into a bank and rob it and backflip out because FUCK IM SO HYPED

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