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flightcub:

heteronormative robots and aliens: why

tagged by atrainwithaflat, please suck a dick

Here’s the rules:

  • Rule 1: Always post the rules.
  • Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 10 new ones.
  • Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post.
  • Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

1. Welcome to the interview. Please take a seat. What’s your qualifications?

ive memorized the rap in “Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny”

2. You can immediately teleport to anywhere on Earth right now. The only catch is you can’t teleport back. Where do you go?

yo momma house

3. Whatcha listening to?

the wails of the elder gods calling my subconscious from the deep

4. If money were no object, what would you do with your time?

professional dildo tester

5. Aliens are abducting everyone. What do you take with you to battle or appease them?

APPEASE OUR GALACTIC OVERLORDS

6. If one song could be your theme song, what would it be?

Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

7. Paper or plastic?

paper. fuck trees

8. What’s the secret to happiness?

appeasing our galactic overlords

i aint writin questions or taggin nobody naaaaaaah

mechapuppy:

das erbe des wolfes

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jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!
AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

organicallygorgeous:

Shots fired. 

organicallygorgeous:

Shots fired. 

(Source: noor3amoor)

das erbe des wolfes

shittygifsanon:

Thanks Videogames

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the race war

race wars are a failure of the prison designer. 0/10 would definitely steal anti-insulin drugs to stop the race war

SECRET AVENGERS. 
RUN THE MISSION. DON'T GET SEEN. SAVE THE WORLD.

(Source: natasharvmanoff)

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

j-acers:

Thor: The Dark World app » Worlds

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