• boy: send nudes
  • girl: ok *sends poetry*
  • boy: wtf is this
  • girl: my naked soul

mechapuppy:

why did we stop talking about daft punk, i propose that we continue to talk about daft punk 24/7 forever

okay im done talking about daft punk

why did we stop talking about daft punk, i propose that we continue to talk about daft punk 24/7 forever

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

buttcraft:

Hiding $60 in my Fable 3 case so if I ever find myself wanting to play it, I can just buy a new game instead.

brainbubblegum:

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I wasn’t able to draw at the time the Pacific Rim sequel was announced, so to compensate, I animated all the drift compatibles dancing horribly in celebration of the upcOMING ANIMATED SERIES 8V

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Clint’s Coffee: a Love Story

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zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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starryskies-mountaineyes:

peripateticfangirl:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

ALL WHITE PEOPLE WATCH THIS

"THE IRISH WERE OPPRESSED TOO YOU KNOW"

FUCKIGN SLAM DUNK

im still salty about zutara. its a burden i carry with me every day. the salt never fades

Anonymous asked: i saw someone who looks just like you in the subway of new york city. just to let you know, i am aware of your cloning project and plan of taking over the world with your agents. I am going to stop you.

id like to see you try

kindue asked: <3 >:

someone i care about without saying their name: the woman who taught me everything. who showed me what real strength is. who showed me that femininity can mean beating your grown son in arm wrestling. the woman who taught to love the little things and always say thank you.

something i don’t like about myself: i’m becoming meaner and i don’t know why. im trying to stop but i find myself jokingly insulting my friends but taking it too far and ive been very rude to strangers after a few drinks. i dont like where this is headed and im going to stop it.

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something i like about myself: i just noticed this today but whenever i’m looking for something i always fake using it until i find it. like when im looking for my phone i twiddle my thumbs like im texting or when im looking for headphones i pat my hands on my ears. idk i just think thats cute.

something that pissed me off: those dang youngins partyin out along my street making tons of noise. actually i shouldnt complain cus we just had a huge party in my own apartment last night but w/e

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tell a secret: ive never seen star wars and now i never feel like finding the time to sit down and watch it all

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the last thing i lied about…. huh im having a really hard time with this one. im a bad liar so i try to avoid it. well i can at least say i’ve been lying about my identity the whole time. i’m actually not emily or mechapuppy or anything like that, i am like 20 guinea pigs standing ontop of one another in a really long trench coat pretending to be a person

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