kekkes:

overpriced

kekkes:

overpriced

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Anonymous asked: You would love a video game starring Chell and Gordon Freeman as the main (and only) characters

chell’s portal gun malfunctions and accidentally tears a rift through the universe, allowing alien life forms to once again invade the earth. now chell must learn to work with gordon freeman, the only person in the world who can stop this new threat. with chell’s knowledge of portals and gordon’s incredible badassness, they might just be able to save the world.

but really though think about a co-op game that’s portal mazes filled with monsters, one player has a portal gun and the other has weapons. they have to work together using their different abilities to reach the end. how awesome would that be

"The best way to improve economic prospects for women is to improve job prospects for the men in their lives, even if that means increasing the so-called pay gap."

— This prominent Republican thinks women need to be paid less so they can find good husbands. (via think-progress)

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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Anonymous asked: Alkaid > atoli and shino

nah i always thought she was kinda annoying. she talked so much. azure kite was always my kinda guy. never said a single word. i loved having him in my party cus he just shut the fuck up. beautiful.

Anonymous asked: "assorted nostalgic value: dragon quest VIII, .hack//GU, sly cooper, crash bandicoot" holy shit you played .hack gu? I rarely find people who played it. Oh the memories I have with this series are wonderful.

fuck shino tho atoli was my main bitch

Anonymous asked: Have you played red dead redemption?

YEEAAH DUDE

i’ve havent played much tho. i done like 10 hours of pure dicking around but goddamn dicking around in that game is fun

Anonymous asked: You dont have to finish infinite, its pretty stupid

but i like to rip out people’s throats with the sky hook so im gonna go ahead and play it to the end

wastelandbabe said: 

this is really fucking weird because his teenage kid goes to my school and I’ve met him before. and here u are photoshopping his face onto queen mary.

you’ve met gaben?

loser-numero-un0 asked: So what are your fav games then?

keep in mind that these aren’t all my favorite games, just the games that really stand out in my mind for one reason or another. and i’ve only included games i’ve personally played, not ones i’ve watched the play-throughs of

games i love: assassin’s creed 1 to revelations, bioshock, papers please, half-life, skyrim, bastion, portal 1&2, the walking dead (telltale), thomas was alone, limbo, amnesia TDD, lone survivor, shadow of the colossus

games that are just a lot of fun: saint’s row 3, ssx, super hexagon, TF2, divekick, pokemon

assorted nostalgic value:  dragon quest VIII, .hack//GU, sly cooper, crash bandicoot

edit: SOMEONE SLAP ME RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKING FACE HOW DID I FORGET JOURNEY

skinnymeninsuits said: I don’t like the “plot twist” of bioshock infinite and I like the goat simulator game and I like fallout 3 better than new vegas and oblivion will never be beaten by any other game as my favorite. I feel so good with that off my chest wow

I HAVENT FINISHED BIOSHOCK INFINITE IM LIKE HALF WAY THROUGH OH NO SHUSH STOP TALKING

Anonymous asked: Not so much a friendly debate as much as a request for opinion: Have you played any of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games, and if so, did you enjoy them? If not, skedaddle, and educate yourself ;)

haven’t played it….. it’s on my to-do list…. im sorry im both super broke and super busy

dragynfyre asked: I love friendly debates, especially ones about video games! Not sure if you've played The Last of Us and I can't really take a stance until I know your opinion, but what are your thoughts on the ending and Joel's actions? I guess this is kinda spoiler heavy, its cool if this doesn't end up being a debate.

THHEEE LAAASSTTT OOOFFF UUUUSSSSSS

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Anonymous asked: Okay lets start: I think gaben sucks

unless you explain why you think he sucks with valid, logical points i dont care what you have to say about my bb